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5 Ways To Catch Up A Lion !!!


 

Five Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion:



1. Newton's Method:
Let The Lion Catch You. For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Reaction. It Implies You Caught The Lion.


2. Einstein Method:
Run In The Direction Opposite To That Of The Lion. Due To Higher Relative Velocity, The Lion Will Also Run Faster And Will Get Tired Soon. Now You Can Trap It Easily.


3. Schrodinger Method:
At Any Given Moment, There Is A Positive Probability That Lion To Be In The Cage. So Set The Trap, Sit Down And Wait.


4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place A Spherical Cage In The Forest And Enter It. Perform An Inverse Transformation With Respect To Lion. Lion Is In And We Are Out.


5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct A Semi-Permeable Membrane Which Allows Everything To Pass It Except Lions. Then Sweep The Entire Forest With It.



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well  methods tau achay hein but have u ever tried  them

-- Edited by tweeety at 22:16, 2004-08-27

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Five Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion:




1. Newton's Method:
Let The Lion Catch You. For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Reaction. It Implies You Caught The Lion. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> hAN agAR LiON kaI pAKArnAY kAI bAaD tuM zINDa rAHAY toh ZarOOR paKAR lenA uSAY :Pp hAHa!



2. Einstein Method:
Run In The Direction Opposite To That Of The Lion. Due To Higher Relative Velocity, The Lion Will Also Run Faster And Will Get Tired Soon. Now You Can Trap It Easily. >>>>>>>>>>>> auR tuMHARa kIA hoGA KALIYA ... tuM toH 1600 cc ghADa ghARi hO nA bhAAgnAY sAY thAKO gaY hI naHI ... loLZ!



3. Schrodinger Method:
At Any Given Moment, There Is A Positive Probability That Lion To Be In The Cage. So Set The Trap, Sit Down And Wait. >>>>>>>>> yeH chohAY bIlLI ka khAIL nAHI hAI yaaRa jO trAP sET kIA auR luON KO "SET" kiA :pP hAh!



4. Inverse Transformation Method:
Place A Spherical Cage In The Forest And Enter It. Perform An Inverse Transformation With Respect To Lion. Lion Is In And We Are Out.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hAN bAAHAR toh aJoGHaY mAGaR HADIYON kai sAaTH :pP!


5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
Construct A Semi-Permeable Membrane Which Allows Everything To Pass It Except Lions. Then Sweep The Entire Forest With It. >>>>>> iS kaI liYE tuMhE CHODRY BUSH sAY coNTACt kArnA paregha ... woHI toH hAI jO aISI mEMbranEs bIChANAY mAIN mAHIR hAI :pP!




hoWZ dAT ... | haV cAUghT uP A liON ... hehehe!





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afTeR uR dEPatuTRE :)

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yaar phelay mera arrival to hone do .......

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16 17 saAl pEhlAY hI hogAYA pyAArEY ;_) hAHhA!

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oh thanks yaar for telling me ... muhje nahi patta tha kay mera arrival 16 years phelay ho chuka hia ...



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oh thanks yaar for telling me ... muhje nahi patta tha kay mera arrival 16 years phelay ho chuka hia ...


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