~ .........that clothes that are tight get tighter in the wash, while those that are loose get looser ??>> nah!

~ .........that when u come in late for work, everybudy notices; when u work late, nobudy notices ??>> who cares

~ .......... that people never say " its only a game" when they're wininng ??>> didn't get it

~ .............. that the waitress alwayz comes around to ask u how ur food is whenever ur mouth is full ??>> she just wants to get noticed

~ ............ that how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet cannot understand a lawn mower, snow blower or vaccum cleaner ??>> not very kid is a girl