If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. ! <FON size="4" color="#00ccff" T>If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
. If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai" . If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai" . If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai" . If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar" . If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai" . If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai" . If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her" . If she acts smarter "she think its her right" . If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai" . If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai" . If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho" . If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga" . If u r skinny she says "u shud hv appropriate mass 8 .appropriate places" . If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart" . If u dont tell her ur prob she says" ur not honest 2 me" . If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child" . If u scold her she says "you act like a nany giving lecture" . If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care" . If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more" . If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi" . If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks" . If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain" . If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings" . If she hurts you she replies" u r not understanding" & they claim they r not Hypocrates
just brush your teeths .... and go to sleep
so dont mess with guys ......
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my secret is to stop saying i wish .... say i will
jee.. yeh naye jee.. yeh naye theme he bana di mein ne .. sirff.. app ke liye...heme he bana di mein ne .. sirff.. app ke liye... >>>> chORi cHORI ..... chUPkE chUPkE loLZ!
oBviOuslY ... auR aPKO toh zyAdA mEhNAT bhI nAHI kARni pARTi hogi ... OPAR kA KHANA toh waISAY hi KHALI hAI ... aIK do sEConDmAIN hI bhoOL jATIN hoNGHi :D lolZ!
just brush your teeths .... and go to sleep 
loLZ!
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