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ulet pulet


ager dunya ka nizam ulat pulat ho jai
maslan ye keha jai kai lerkai lerkiobn walai kaam kerain gai
or lerkian lerko walai
yeni lerkai bachain gher sembhalain gai
or lerkian office
t app logo ka kia reaction ho ga




main betao itni tafreeh aai gi
subah hi subah
begum sahiba apnai miyan ko uthain n gi
chelain nashta benai
bechi ki van ka time ho giya hai
miyan bichara jhoomta jhamta uthai ga
kitcjhen main jai ga
ab ussay kuch milai ga hi nahi zahir si baat hai naya naya kitchen main aai ga
khair do dafa haath jalai ga phir nashta benai ga
to begum ki ghussai main awaz aai gi
kia ker rehai hain itni der sai
bechon ki van aanai wakli hai
in ko nahlana hai uniform change kerana hai
bilkul hi phoor hai app
kuch nqhi aata
miyan jalta bhunta baher aai ga
aaya begam dil hi dil main galiyan de ga
acha khair alah allah kerkai sub gai office school
ab wo sonai laitai gai to bell beji jamadar aaya hai phir doodh wala phir koi
lo gi sonai ka time hi nahi hai
khna bena na hai safain kerni hai kaprai dhonai hai
begum aati hoon gi un kai liya chai bena ni hai
chelo kaam shoro ufffffffffffffffffff
kia museebet hai itnai dher sare kaprai main dhoon ga
itnai gendai bertan uffff kitrni bees hain
jharoo ajeeb hai tinkai hi tootain jarehai hain
lo gi begum kain aanai ka time ho giya khana nahi bena
chelo safai to ho gai khana bazar sai
chai benalaita hoon
begum sahiba aii
chai laiker gai shayeditni mahnat per kuch tareef kerdain
are app abhi tuk aisi hi hulye main hai app sai
keha tio hai kai main jub gher aaon to saaf suthrai mila kerain
lo gi miyyan ki mahnat kherab ho gai
khair khna ben giya to grem kerlai ab her baat mujhe betana perai gi uffff
wo begum baat ye hai kai khana bazar sai aajai ga
ajj time nahi mil seka
kia?????????????????????????
poora gher goonj giya
app ko peta hai kitni mahangai ho rehi hai
khna bezar sai aai ga
chelai ajj theek hai
kal sai sub kaam time per ho na chahiye
or chai bhi achi bene seekh lain
main jarehi hoon zara apni dost kai gher app becho ko khna khiladiga
or kaprai ku8ch lai hoon seedain
app nai abhi pichlain maheenai hi do suit benai hain
is liyea app kai nahi lai
mujhe office jana ho ta hai is liye 100 logo sai milna ho tta hai
app ko kia peta
ab miyan saheb ser peker bethain hain



kitna maza aai na ager aisai ho jai
hum beth ker hukum chelai app log kaam kerain
imagine kerain kitnai kaam ho tai hain gher main
waisai betai to app log kia reaction ho ga app ka
ager aisa ho jai



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nahi bhai ... imagine karne ki koi zaroorat nahi hia ..


aneela tum impossible topics start mat kiya karo plz ....



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hmm well yeh sab impossible hay kuin kay yeh qudrat kay qanoon kay khilaf hay aur jo kaam qudrat kay khilaf hoo woh sahi to kia chal hi nahin sakta kuin kay kaal app kahin gi kay lakai bachay paida kerain kuin kia aisa ho sakta hay


jab aik chiz impossible hay to is ka matlab hay woh kaam ka sochna hi app ki kam aqli hay


pehlay tum mujhya kuch shak tha kay aneela aik larka hay jis ko larki banay ka shoq hay  ..............................


 


aisa aksar hota kush kuch zehni bemar hotay hain woh apnay app ko apposite sex samhajtay hain..........................


 


lakin afssos mujhay abb yaqeen ho chuka hay kay aneela aik larka hay jo apnay app ko larki samhajta hay ......


aur mujhay poora yaqeen hay kay tum lipsticks bhi use kertay ho gai and blushons bhi..................


 


kuin sahi kaha na..........



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Originally posted by: Asadbhai
"hmm well yeh sab impossible hay kuin kay yeh qudrat kay qanoon kay khilaf hay aur jo kaam qudrat kay khilaf hoo woh sahi to kia chal hi nahin sakta kuin kay kaal app kahin gi kay lakai bachay paida kerain kuin kia aisa ho sakta hay jab aik chiz impossible hay to is ka matlab hay woh kaam ka sochna hi app ki kam aqli hay pehlay tum mujhya kuch shak tha kay aneela aik larka hay jis ko larki banay ka shoq hay  ..............................   aisa aksar hota kush kuch zehni bemar hotay hain woh apnay app ko apposite sex samhajtay hain..........................   lakin afssos mujhay abb yaqeen ho chuka hay kay aneela aik larka hay jo apnay app ko larki samhajta hay ...... aur mujhay poora yaqeen hay kay tum lipsticks bhi use kertay ho gai and blushons bhi..................   kuin sahi kaha na.........."



plz dont mind aneela jee .............



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nahi asad bhai .... aneela ladki hi hia kyuonkay koi ladka is tarah ki thinking nahi rakhsakta .....

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huuUF ... forUM sAY guZAR rAHA thA nAYA toPIC dikHA soCHA oPEn kAroOON ...jaB oPEn huA .... toh aNDAr itna baRa maTTEr dekh kaR shoCKEd huA .... phIR sOCHa nA hi khoLTa toh beHTAR thA ....:)(





















































donT miND anEElA ..but i'Ll repLY suMothER tyM!

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Originally posted by: Cyrus

" huuUF ... forUM sAY guZAR rAHA thA nAYA toPIC dikHA soCHA oPEn kAroOON ...jaB oPEn huA .... toh aNDAr itna baRa maTTEr dekh kaR shoCKEd huA .... phIR sOCHa nA hi khoLTa toh beHTAR thA ....:)( donT miND anEElA ..but i'Ll repLY suMothER tyM!"


to tum say kis nay kaha tha kay tum yahan per aik post send ker do


jab time milta to hio kertay


kha makha hi aik post ker dali



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Originally posted by: Cyrus

" huuUF ... forUM sAY guZAR rAHA thA nAYA toPIC dikHA soCHA oPEn kAroOON ...jaB oPEn huA .... toh aNDAr itna baRa maTTEr dekh kaR shoCKEd huA .... phIR sOCHa nA hi khoLTa toh beHTAR thA ....:)( donT miND anEElA ..but i'Ll repLY suMothER tyM!"

enter per hath rakh ker so gai thay kia

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peta hai main aisai topics kion start kerti hoon
takai app logo ko teptai hoe dekh sekoon app log teptai hi nahi
main semjhi kai app logo sare hoe jawab aain gai
ye kia topic hai

bekwass
sera hoa


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Originally posted by: aneela

"peta hai main aisai topics kion start kerti hoon takai app logo ko teptai hoe dekh sekoon app log teptai hi nahi main semjhi kai app logo sare hoe jawab aain gai ye kia topic hai bekwass sera hoa "

MEIN TO SIRF AIK BAAT JANTA HOON KAY APP BOHAT SAREE HOI HAIN

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thtzzzzz impossible yaar!

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Originally posted by: Asadbhai

"MEIN TO SIRF AIK BAAT JANTA HOON KAY APP BOHAT SAREE HOI HAIN "







lo gi bus ik baat peta hai
asad bhai main to or bhi buhut kuch hoon
poochain or sub sai


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Originally posted by: aneela

" lo gi bus ik baat peta hai asad bhai main to or bhi buhut kuch hoon poochain or sub sai "


haan itna to mujhay bhi pata hay kay app meri terha aik bhai hi hain jis kay liay Song bhi aya hay


ANEELA BHAI


O DUBAII KA CHASHMA


CHEEN KI CHADI


AUR IRANI CHAII


OYA ANEELA BHAI



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Originally posted by: Asadbhai

" haan itna to mujhay bhi pata hay kay app meri terha aik bhai hi hain jis kay liay Song bhi aya hay ANEELA BHAI O DUBAII KA CHASHMA CHEEN KI CHADI AUR IRANI CHAII OYA ANEELA BHAI"

lolz .................

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Originally posted by: Asadbhai

"
haan itna to mujhay bhi pata hay kay app meri terha aik bhai hi hain jis kay liay Song bhi aya hay
ANEELA BHAI
O DUBAII KA CHASHMA
CHEEN KI CHADI
AUR IRANI CHAII
OYA ANEELA BHAI
"






hhahahahh
lollz
asad bhai
alaah kai wastai ab to jaan chor dain is
baat ki
bhai main lerka nahi hoon
ho ti to chupanai ki kia zerooret thi


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Originally posted by: aneela

" hhahahahh lollz asad bhai alaah kai wastai ab to jaan chor dain is baat ki bhai main lerka nahi hoon ho ti to chupanai ki kia zerooret thi "


aneela daro mat we all know .... tum ladka nahi hon ...



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JalKukrah!

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to tum say kis nay kaha tha kay tum yahan per aik post send ker do



jab time milta to hio kertay



kha makha hi aik post ker dali



>>>>>>>>>>> yaAR aB yEH aPKi "aGReED agRREED" waLI pOSTs sAY toH behTAR hI hAI :pP!

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Originally posted by: Cyrus

" to tum say kis nay kaha tha kay tum yahan per aik post send ker do jab time milta to hio kertay kha makha hi aik post ker dali >>>>>>>>>>> yaAR aB yEH aPKi "aGReED agRREED" waLI pOSTs sAY toH behTAR hI hAI :pP!"


aray cyrus yar us mein asad aqal sai kam leta hai agreed  time saving word hai  aur SENTENCES time consuming


u know it man its all in the STATE OF RATING



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JalKukrah!

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hAN iSi lIYE toh TANZ mARA thA mAINAY :S!

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