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Asadbhai


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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............



 They decide to play hide-n-seek.........



 Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........



 He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....



 Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........



 Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front



 of Einstein...........



 Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........



 He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........



 Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."



 Newton denies and says i am not out........



 He claims tht he is not Newton......



 All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
 newton..........



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 His proof:


 Newton says:
 I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....



 That means i am Newton per meter square......



 Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal 



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mere fav scientists ka aisa mazzak mat urhao....

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| hAV hEARd iT b4!

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KIYA BAT HAI ASABHAI KITNA INTELLIGENT HO..........MAGAR JAHAN TAK MUJ KKO YAD HAI MENAY YEH JOKE " THE DAWN 12 JUN 2004 " mein prha tha ........GOOD KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK KAHIN SAI CPY KARO KAHIN PAY PASTE KARO ..simple as that .

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kia baat hai yaar ......... ab iska karain kia  bhaii



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Yar mein nay kab kaha hay yeh mera apna hay


mein nay copy paste hi kia tha


 


lakin bhai meray dawn mein bhi yar copy passte hi howa tha


meray passs yeh last 1 year say PC per pera howa tha mein nay net ki sharing say utha tha


is ka matlab yeh hay kay sab hi copy paste kertay hain siway us kay jis nay pehli dafa banaya hota hay


 


bhai mein nay kahin nahin likha kay yeh mein likha hay


mujhay acha laga mein nay share ker diya.


 


baqi aur kia kahoon mein


 



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AB LADAI KOYUN KAR RAHE HON BOLDIYA NA ACHA HAI ....

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hmm


mein kan lar raha tha bhai



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kuch nahi yaar Geo aur jeenay do...

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hmm


 


good thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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han yaar lekin aik masla hogya hia abhi cd write kar raha tha aur cd toot gayi ander rom mein ....

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hmm


20 Rs wali Cd use karo gai to yehi hoga


khair mera mashwara mano kisi COmputer walay ko dekh wa lo


CD rewrighter and cd rom drive ko khud say uncover kerna dangerous ho sakta hay


khamakah aur kharab ho jay ga



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yaar mujhe bohat ghussa arahai abhi writer shop per dekar aya hon bekaar mein kharab hogya aur ab pesay bhi bharney parengay.

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"yaar mujhe bohat ghussa arahai abhi writer shop per dekar aya hon bekaar mein kharab hogya aur ab pesay bhi bharney parengay."

yar udar mang ker laii thai yar aisa kero samsung ka lay loo 1800 ka hoga aur agar CD RPM hay to us ko sell ker do same shop per is say kuch price kum ho jay gi CD writer ki


CD writer dono kaam ker layta hay bas bohat mamoli si speed kam hogi pata bhi nahin chalta hay try ker kay dekh lo



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