Valentine's Day is here again, and with it comes the perfect opportunity for marketing departments worldwide to romance investors and donors with Valentine-themed promotions. Here are some that didn't quite make it off the drawing board: Nevada State Tourism Board "Nothing Says I Love You Like Legalized Prostitution and Gambling" T-shirts, baseball caps, and coffee mugs.
American Heart AssociationChocolate heart with marshmallow-filled arteries. Simultaneously a touching token of love and a serious warning to an overweight sweetheart.
National Society of Organ Donors"My Heart Belongs to You (As Soon As I'm Dead)" cards. Department of Homeland SecurityMoving the Valentine's Day National Warning System Code to red for a "High Risk of Lovin'."
