Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

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Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
------------------------------------------------- First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!! "
Second Guy : "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.