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JalKukrah!

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THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON




ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND
THE BARBER REPLIES:"I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE."
THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.
THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS
SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.
BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. "
THE PAKISTANI SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.
THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,
GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...
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CAN YOU GUESS?
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TYR TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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COME ON, THINK LIKE A PAKISTANI.................
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A DOZEN Pakistanis WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT...
hahahahaaaaaaaaa..


NOTE: its not ORginally WRote by me I jus Set it CUz it seems to be intersting Nd im here us bCuz to MAKe U hAppy :) .

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TuthlaaH!

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yaar cyrus its gud make de atmosphere joyful
BUT I THINK SUCH JOKES MUST BE AVOIDED WHICH CRITICIZE OUR COUNTRY N OUR NATION!

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gulshancollege.tk

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salamz
cyrus this was the barber fault not us pakistani:)by the way tum dono ram or sham lagta ho n u must carry a board wrote"dangerous:becareful during tolk".

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TuthlaaH!

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why so?
aap ko hum se dar lagta hai kia?

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Proud Pakistani

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Ms....anum!!!!
how do u know abt them??
n whats this???
now u start fighting!!!!!!!!........!!!!!!!
after that u say for leave it........



any ways

mr cyrus this is a good joke


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good joke curus
wisai main guess ker chuki thi kia?

yehee kai wo pakistani mr cyrus thai

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JalKukrah!

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salamz
cyrus this was the barber fault not us pakistani:)by the way tum dono ram or sham lagta ho n u must carry a board wrote"dangerous:becareful during tolk".

>>>>>>>>>>agar aap CHAhAIn tu ap bhI ja SAktain WAHAn HAIRCUT kai liye SOCIEty Ki SCeem Ab tak jAri hia :pP After allz U SAid UR a PAKistani :pP !!!

Thnkx ScORpion n Aneela

jiii ANeela WOh "MR CRYus" thay .....but SIrf "CYRus " |z still here completing his COllege life :D lol ....nd Bobby mujhe bhi pata tha kai is MIAN Humara NAtion ONvolve hia but m,ain kia karta Mujh Say raha nahi gaya aur waisya bhi Ab bhi KUch logh hAIn jo isay kArna pasand kartay hain like nEWCOMers........ u R eNough Brave to know ;)_ bye !


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TSAian

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Hahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahah
hahahahah



welll nice work joka waisay reallity hay


hamay sharam ani chahiay kay aik Pakistani honay kay bawajood ham kis terha kay hain aur hamari harkat per kis kis qisam kay jokes bantay hain


well Pakistani to waisay bhi bari hi ___________ hain sab kuch sun ker bhi unsuni kertay hain





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