Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space...

Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down...

Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

Dil se ek ishq ki

application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon...

Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya...

Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Nazar mein to kai hain

aur shaayad lonely hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain...