larki ko date ke liye kis tarah offer karni chahiye.......??? direct bolna chaiye keh " aaj 8 baje farigh ho to falana jaga par aa jao mere saath khanay par" ya phir kuch aur... waisay i know jo tareeka mainay likhaa hai woh superflop hai laikin mujhe yahi maloom hai... agar aap logoon ke paas aur koi acha tareeka hai to bataiiay
"suno... tum jo bhi hoo.. mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai.. aur meri adat hai ke akeelay khana nahi kha saqta.. eik massoom ko khana kilhanay ke liye madad kardo .. woh massom mein he hoon hotel tumhein bhi khana paray ga cuz meri adat hai.. ramzan ka maheena hai.. neeki kamanay ka asaan tareeqa bata raha hoon .."
arey yeh cchakka salla toh khunass kha kai betheyla hai is ka isi harkat ki wajah say toh yeh 2 wakt ka rooti khasakta hai
dekh chirkut larki ka samnay kabhi itna nahi jhuknay ka warna zindagi bhar tere ko jhuka kar rakhayghi smajha na JHUKA KAI() apun ka experience raha hai ja kai khulam khula bolnay aik dam hero kai mafiiiiiik boley toh style mar kar
"KIA REY APUN NAY AJ FLAAN FLAAN JAGAH PAR PLAN BANAYELA HAI APUN KAI LOVE KO TAPKANAY KA HAI KIA BOLTI HAI AYEGHI YA NAHI "
han bolti hai toh theeeeeek hai warhna vantaass ki goli lai rey bawa
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meyy khanay main anay wala meeykashii toh seekh lai ..... hum pai hansnay walay pehlay tu hansiiiiiii toh seekh lai ........oh sakii ...... sakiii rey saki saki reyy aa pass aaa reh na jaye koi KHUAWISH baki!
yeh tha taporti style kia boley toh aisa haaazron funda bhara parela hai
"SUNIYEE ........... JIIIIIIII ??????????(FIRST IMPRESSION IS THE LAST IMPRESSION) ...........JAB MAINAY APKO PEHLI BAR DEKHA TOH DEKHTA HI REH GAYA PHIR KHAAYAL AYA SHAYAD PEHLI BAR KA PYAAR PYAAR NAHI HOTA IS TARAH JAB JAB AP MERE SAMNAY ATAY RAHIN DIL HI DIL MAIN KUCH KUCH HONAYA LAGAH JAZBAT SIMATNAY LAGAYA TAJASUS BARHTA GAYA AP SAY DOSTI KAROON APKAI BAREY MAIN KUCH JANOON PAR TAKDEER BHI KIA KIA KHEL KHAILTI HAI MOUKA HI NAHI MILA LAIKIN AJ AP YAAHAN ALKELI HAIN TOH SOCHA HIMMAT KARKAI APNAY DIL KI BAAT APSAY KEH HI DOON
DIL KI BAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT ????????????? (WOH CHONKAYGHI BAWWA ;))
JII DEKHIYE AP AIK BAR SUNLIIJYE PHIR BHALLAY HI CHALI JAYEGHA MAIN CHAHTA HOON AP MUJH SAY KAHIN MILAIN JAHAN HUM DONO KAI SIWA AUR KOI NA HO YAHAN NA MOUKA HAI NA MOUKAY KI NAAZAAKAT KO SAMJH SAKTAY HAIN MAIN CHAHTA HOON AP 5 BAJAY MUJHE ABC PLACE PAR MILAIN BAKI BAATEIN WAHIN KARAINGHAY ..............KIA KHAYAL HAI APKA ???
JIII JIIIIII ..... JIIIIIII .......... DEKHIYE NA MAT KARIYEGHA AJ BUHAY HIMMMAT KARKAI APSAY YEH BAAT KEHSAKA HOON PLZ plzz .......ok main ajaonghi ting ting - ti-ding
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meyy khanay main anay wala meeykashii toh seekh lai ..... hum pai hansnay walay pehlay tu hansiiiiiii toh seekh lai ........oh sakii ...... sakiii rey saki saki reyy aa pass aaa reh na jaye koi KHUAWISH baki!
yeh vantass ki goli kaunsi pharmaceutical company banati hai.... khud bhi kha kar dekhoon ga aur tujhe bhi bhejoon aik dam peti pack... lagta hai circuit tumhain uskay baghair neend nahin aati... fakir karnay ka nahin kia gabbar baithayla hai na abhi tere ko muftay main vantass de ga... aur date par bandit queen ko nahin bulana jo yeh dialogue boloon.... koi dhang ka tareeka bata...
arey to kaikooo tension leta hai lalay agar tere area main vantass ki goli nahi milti toh tension nakooo apun hai na abhi shakeel airay ko bhejta hai woh tere ko lash pash vantaaas ddegha aik dam filmon kai mafik kia aur waisay bhi yahan tapnay ki nahi horahi jo tu rorela hai
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meyy khanay main anay wala meeykashii toh seekh lai ..... hum pai hansnay walay pehlay tu hansiiiiiii toh seekh lai ........oh sakii ...... sakiii rey saki saki reyy aa pass aaa reh na jaye koi KHUAWISH baki!
aur chammat toh tere ko milnay ka hiij chahay tu 100 janam laikar aja phir bhiij tera kismat main aisa anmol anmol nazrana likhela hiij hoga GURANtEED
yeh bolna...
"suno... tum jo bhi hoo.. mujhe bahut bhook lagi hai.. aur meri adat hai ke akeelay khana nahi kha saqta.. eik massoom ko khana kilhanay ke liye madad kardo .. woh massom mein he hoon hotel tumhein bhi khana paray ga cuz meri adat hai.. ramzan ka maheena hai.. neeki kamanay ka asaan tareeqa bata raha hoon .."
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KIA PHATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????????????/
TYRE PHATAAA KIAAAA ???????????//
NAHI KOI PITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.........
KON PITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????
......._ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (source:remo nahtap)
bilkul aisay hij boley toh aik dam jhakass
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meyy khanay main anay wala meeykashii toh seekh lai ..... hum pai hansnay walay pehlay tu hansiiiiiii toh seekh lai ........oh sakii ...... sakiii rey saki saki reyy aa pass aaa reh na jaye koi KHUAWISH baki!
) apun ka experience raha hai ja kai khulam khula bolnay aik dam hero kai mafiiiiiik boley toh style mar kar 
ting ting - ti-ding
